New Beginning In Sobriety Mugs

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

Cloud Hang

"About time!"

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Hope

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

'It's all over - I want to turn over a new leaf.'

Boulder in life's journey.

'I'm on the wagon.'

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

Elf on the Wagon

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

"How's your dry January going?"

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."