Anniversary Of Meeting Online Pillows

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"5...4...3...2..."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"Motion denied then"

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Suddenly the birds realized that they had wandered into the wrong zoom call.

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Love in social networks

"That's the part of the exit interview the boss really enjoys!"

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

Zoom Backdrop

Love in the Time of Social Distancing

I love you even more than the internet...

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

Webcam Deception.

Summer is ending, Ernie. It's time for me to put away my business shorts and bring my business sweatpants back out.

Ten Months Later

Evolution of Zoom

"We've seen a lot of this in 2020... It's called 'Zoom Face'."

'He's not in. Would you like to see his avatar?'

"Yes, all of them. I need a Zoom background."

"Johnson's comin' off bad on this zoom call. Real bad."