Anniversary Of January 6 Mugs

Pearly King and Queen

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

'Awesome erosion!'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

July 5...payback.

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

'You call that a firecracker?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"You spoil that canary."

January and February 1998

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

"You have a nice range of Golden Wedding Anniversary cards, but I'm looking for more Old 'un than Golden."

"Yessir warmer weather will be moving in any day now."

Holidays are Here, Think!

Sixty

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

Happy 100th Birthday

Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries

"My resolution this year is to not take myself so serious."