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'So, it was setting the traps all along, Dudley. How much were they paying you?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Happy Birthday!"

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"Disney will flip!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

The first animation.

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Pop goes the weasel.

'Do you guys ever do real art or just cartoons?'

Dumbo in Space

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'