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"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

If nobody had invented graphics

"That'll be five bucks."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

One!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Toys

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Help me!

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.