Animation Appreciator Gifts

After the mine petered out, two dwarfs went into the travel business: Happy & Grumpy...travel agents.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

If nobody had invented graphics

Early photobombing

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Theatre Crowd

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Pea

Downsizing.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."