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The Tortoise and the Hare

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Pastries and Candy

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Well did he?"

Fishing Boat Derby

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Let's all be fairies.

Business plan.

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Road Kill Cafe.

Brothers Grimm

At the baby oil factory.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

The Cosmology of Timmy

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."