Animated Story Lover Gifts

We're walking in the air... Which is physically impossible, isn't it! - The CP Snowman.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Jacques et Jille

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"My God! There goes middle management."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Sleeping Beauty.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"That's enough small talk."