Animated Story Addict Pillows

"I can't tell the difference since they discovered prozac"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Spooning

"That's enough small talk."

Bumpy Ride

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

Reading room

The book that will not be denied!

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

"How do I stop getting notified about my friend's babies?"

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

First Place Layabout

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"I wasn't texting while having sex. It's the other way around."

Apple TV+

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

My mother, the PC.