Animated Joke Enthusiasts Prints

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

Pastor of Muppets

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"This is a winter you'll be able to tell your grandchildren about …. The winter the fed decided to tinker with interest rates."

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'Let's be fair about this, Your Honor -- how can the plaintiff be an objective witness if my client shot him?'

"I find things go around in cycles."

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"Oh you had to cross the cattle grid, didn't you?!"

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

'Do you drink?'

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

Comic Character Job Fair. I turned down an offer to appear in an editorial cartoon. I didn't want to be drawn into an argument.

Caution! School Crossing.

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

Cell Block 15. You take the title "corrections officer" too serious. Too seriously!

Why bread shrieks

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

Yes, Ralph, you blew the interview because there was something between your teeth...your foot!

'His B.O got to me!'

'Come in - sit anywhere - sorry about the mess.'