Animal World Aficionado Pillows

'...then they jumped off the hippo, they jumped on to me, and they've been there ever since.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Mardi Gras

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cling-On Dog

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Trojan Beagle.