Animal World Aficionado Pillows

'...then they jumped off the hippo, they jumped on to me, and they've been there ever since.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

Mardi Gras

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Cling-On Dog

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The hyenas started it."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"