Animal Whispereres Pillows

'Here he comes with his lousy tetracycline.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Children's Feast.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hush puppy.