Animal Trick Fans Pillows

"Beg! Me!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He was a sea rescue."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Stubborn Horse

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Cat scratches dog's car.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"It doesn't work on geese."

A dog banging a snare drum.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"...and finally..."

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'It's my feature wall.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"