Animal Trailblazer Prints

"Your bone."

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Quick swig first?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Glass Ceiling

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

National Park Map

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'