Animal Surgery Mugs

'The necropsy was a success...but the patient lived!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now turn your head and bark."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Where's my glove?'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'What's founder?'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Conspiracy Cat

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."