Animal Roleplay Fan Mugs

"My appointment schedule is quite busy, but I'll try to squeeze you in..."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

"I'm a monster."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Wanna go out?"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Tiger Costume

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Fancy Dress Box

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"Let's try a little role play."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

'I love show biz!'

"I need an extra large mailing tube."

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"I'm a bird dog."

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'It's a good owl dog.'

'Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots...'

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'