Animal Personality Buff T-Shirts

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Cat box"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

What does aloof mean?

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Get on with it!

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm a monster."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"That pigeon's at it again."

"Let me put it this way. If you had a tail, would you chase it?"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Cat art exhibition.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"