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'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Cat box"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

What does aloof mean?

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Get on with it!

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"I'm a monster."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'I hate surprises!'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Cat art exhibition.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"