Animal Metamorphosis Intrigue Pillows

Donkey with man's head and man with donkey's head

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"You've changed."

'You've changed.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"What's all this?"

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

"I'm open to new things."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Metamorphosis is coming.

How Platypuses Are Born

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

"You've changed."

Change in imminent

"Don't leave me ... I can change."