Animal Lover Sibling Prints

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"This never happened."

Christmas Pets

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Mog The Week

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Cat king.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"It's nice to be wanted."