Animal Lover Seeking Emotional Bonds T-Shirts

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"This never happened."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Humans are strange."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Dog Training.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Museum of dog memorabilia

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

When Pugs dream.

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Made your point.'

Only 4 shopping days till national dog week

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Self-walking dog

'Frank Sinatra's Puppy.'