Animal Lover At Heart Mugs

'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'

Now at the Adult Pound

'He has an inferiority complex.'

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Ahhh...'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cat box"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Swan Fairy Tales

Fly Football

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Billy. The Kid.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'