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"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"What's all this?"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Scouse For Beginners

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

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