'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'
Animal Habitat Advocate Mugs
Start their day with a caffeine kick and a reminder of their habitat advocacy. Our mugs feature witty and inspiring designs that celebrate wildlife conservation and their commitment to protecting animal homes.
It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.
"Fish needs a bigger bowl."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"When is my next parole hearing?"
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
Brian was very proud of his dog.
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."
'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
Support group for sheep.
"Trust me, you're not ready!"
'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'
"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."
"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"
'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'
Cat and dog at a will reading.
"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."
"Be kind"
"I have no thumbs."
Butterfly herders of the wild west.
dog vs UFO...
I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.
'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'
Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.
'We don't want you poking around here any more!'
The Golfing Accident
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'
Animal Habitat Advocate Mugs Collection
Animal Habitat Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate wildlife preservation—great for inspiring conservation efforts in the comfort of home.
Animal Habitat Advocate Prints
Browse vibrant prints that showcase the beauty of animal habitats—an inspiring addition to any space dedicated to wildlife conservation.
Animal Habitat Advocate T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts dedicated to animal habitat advocates—ideal for making a bold statement and sharing their conservation passion.