Animal Friendship Enthusiast Prints

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Raised by Dogs

"This never happened."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Your love gives me strength."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Garbage Piñata

'Next!'

Life's a Bench.

Labrador Non-retriever

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Picnic with thieves

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Dam it all

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

Animal Actors