Animal Escapologist Mugs

"Now remember, act normal!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Houdini's infancy.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

Escaping Flowers

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'Wait for me!'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

Tortured by music

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

Submarine Disguise

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

Keys Under the Mat

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'