Animal Enthusiast In Business Pillows

'it's the field office.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

Cut-throat Environment

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Dog Food Co.

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Show me the peanuts!"

'I hear you have a side business.'

Meerkats in the Office

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

"The Annual Report looks good."