Animal Documentary Fan Prints

This year would see a change form the usual stealth approach.

'Forget it - that is one fast zebra!'

What's on? A duckumentary.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Dog traps the postman.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"But what's my motivation?"

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

Filming the Crocodile.

Field guide to North American plumbers

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'