Animal Dining Enthusiast Prints

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog Chow Mein

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Our fish are caught wild and never battered, at least while they're still alive."

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

Dog dreams of dinner.

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

Dog Chopsticks

"I'll have what she's having."

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'