Animal Cracker Fan Prints

Animal Crackers. What a mess! I have to check them all. The box says "Do not eat if seal broken" --- Does this look like a seal to you?

I had thirty different animals in my box of animal crackers. How many did you have? Just one -- a very fat lion.

"Trust me, guys! It'll work. I did a complete science investigation."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Antler Buzzers.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….