Animal Companion Owner Mugs

'They deliver all the free pizzas ion Friday.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."