Animal Clinic Worker Mugs

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

'Ow! Ow! You're killing me. No! The pain!'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Love a Mutt

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Be kind"

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat in Tree.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Dog wearing a cone

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Separation

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dog with toilet IV

"It's nice to be wanted."