Animal Care Worker Mugs

"Microchip the lot. I'm sick of loosing them."

'That's our vet, leading the ride!'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

'Doctor Fenwick is busy with a patient. May I take a message, please?'

Animal Hospital - "I only watch it for Rolf Harris."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

"Quick, start the car!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'You know too much!'

Support group for sheep.

Love a Mutt