Animal Cartoon Admirer Mugs

"Tell her your a guard dog. Yeah, a Rottweiler and that your single and neutered..." - Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"After all these years of chucking wood, I can't believe we now have to verify that we actually can chuck wood, and exactly how much."

"If something is so funny perhaps you'd like to share it with us!"

Crocodile Tea

"What kind of tea do you want - sleepytime, barkytime or buttsniffytime?"

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Cat and Mouse's basketball hoop.

'Doris, can we talk about the fight the boys had? I mean, octopuses,will be octopuses.'

YOU ARE IN SPARTA!

"Leave us alone or I'll hack into your home network, wipe out your hand drives and disable your WiFi!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Bears

TSA Noah

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'