Animal Care Connoisseur Prints

"...and the cast should come off in four to six weeks."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Dog Park Zoom

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"What's all this?"

'What's founder?'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Who's next?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Dog Sees Only Food

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'