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'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'What's founder?'

Canine Comedians

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Has he had all his shots"

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

"...and the cast should come off in four to six weeks."

Cats 'Playing' Cards

The Assistant

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

Strictly Ornamental.

"When will he be able to sit up and beg?"

'Here! I saved his anal sacs for you.'

'It will cost $1000 to spay your dog, Ma'am, but call me again tomorrow at my office....

Animal Hospital

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

Bad experiences at an early age can affect the whole life.

So, yes, anytime a client wants to observe their pets' surgery...