Animal Buddy Hopeful Mugs

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Not now, Oliver."

Dog Crossing

"I hate it when we fight."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Dog wearing a cone

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Snooze buttons for cat owners

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Life's a Bench.

Separation

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Cat park"