Animal Behaviorist Pillows

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

"It was the classic fight or flight response. Next time, try flight."

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'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'

Pavlov's first experiment.

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

"Why must it always be fight or flight? Whatever happened to reasoned discourse?"

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Rule number one: Always make eye contact with your prey?er?client.'

'Come back, you fools! That's just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Those earthlings are a little weird. They won't shake your hand but they will lick it.'

Snake in desert: 'home, sweet home' Frog: 'kinda dry, isn't it?'

'I know you're bored, but the rule-book clearly says we can't finish him off...'

Priority Lobes of a Dogs Brain

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

Pavlov's Cat

"Oy, just wait a second please! I'm still debating my "Fight or Flight" response..."

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Facebook For Dogs.

Dogs learn how to blame.

'Come on Mummy, please let me eat this rotten gooey disgusting thing!'

'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'

Skippy has a W.W.L.D. moment.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

A cat will toy with a mouse before the kill. "What's the capital of mali?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Is there no end to your treachery!?!' (cat to mouse hole)