Animal Behaviorist Mugs

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

"It was the classic fight or flight response. Next time, try flight."

Why Elephants Never Forget.

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

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'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'

Pavlov's first experiment.

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

"Why must it always be fight or flight? Whatever happened to reasoned discourse?"

'Rule number one: Always make eye contact with your prey?er?client.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Come back, you fools! That's just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

'I know you're bored, but the rule-book clearly says we can't finish him off...'

'Come on Mummy, please let me eat this rotten gooey disgusting thing!'

Snake in desert: 'home, sweet home' Frog: 'kinda dry, isn't it?'

Dogs learn how to blame.

'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'

Priority Lobes of a Dogs Brain

Facebook For Dogs.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.

"Oy, just wait a second please! I'm still debating my "Fight or Flight" response..."

'Those earthlings are a little weird. They won't shake your hand but they will lick it.'

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

A cat will toy with a mouse before the kill. "What's the capital of mali?"