Animal Behavior Study T-Shirts

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"Ooooooh. Ruggedly handsome and a good kisser!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Cat box"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Romantic Giraffes

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'