Animal Anatomy Gifts

'No wonder you can't locate her ovaries....here they are, under his tail."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Why do they do that?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Mardi Gras

'Ahhh...'

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Seagiraffes

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Cat box"