Angry Bird Mugs

Mad or Noamd.

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Ornithologist

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

'Good morning!'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Few have seen the elusive bamboo chicken.

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

"I'm afraid sir wasn't early enough for the worm."

'I know it's only six o'clock. That's what you get for sending me to bed so early!'

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

Idlewild.

"You'd be nervous too, if you were on your ninth life."

"She does bird impressions."

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

Dove Coat

'Out there in the snow and rain, with all those cats? Are you kidding?'

"So, how many brands of birds do they make?"