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Parents fishing with son in playpen.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Hi-yah!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Reverse psychology

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Fishing from the Pier

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Touché"

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Check out the old dude.'

Fly fishing.

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Kissing the Fish

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'