Angle Expert T-Shirts

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Triangle

Giraffe Selfie

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Pull the udder one

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

A boy and his spin patrol.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Turning with mathematical precision.

The herd of hearing.

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

A Wrecked-angle.

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

"I increase my small pension by working as an expert on selling anti-incontinence products!"

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

'What's it this time?'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

Straightening up.

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'