Angle Expert T-Shirts

"Yeah, it must be like 360 degrees in here."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Triangle

Giraffe Selfie

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Pull the udder one

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

A boy and his spin patrol.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

The herd of hearing.

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

A Wrecked-angle.

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

Let the profit-making begin!

"I increase my small pension by working as an expert on selling anti-incontinence products!"

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

'What's it this time?'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Straightening up.

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)