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Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The interested bystanders.

Fight or Flight

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Try thinking about something else."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'