Anger Manager T-Shirts

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

'You know what you need? You need anger management.'

'Still, small voice of calm..'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Man fights with his shadow.

Now students, we have taken our psychology lecture to a golf club so that you can study first hand the phenomen of human anger...

"He's always had a short fuse."

Sports Work Out

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

"Any eruptions since we last met?"