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'Oh, for goodness sake! Can't you see he's just trying to bait you?'

'I like your look, Philbin. I'm moving you from middle, anger management to upper, anger management.'

"Do something stupid please, I need to shout at somebody."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Hissy-fits for sale.

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"He's always had a short fuse."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

Now students, we have taken our psychology lecture to a golf club so that you can study first hand the phenomen of human anger...