Anger Management Student Gifts

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

Now students, we have taken our psychology lecture to a golf club so that you can study first hand the phenomen of human anger...

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Sports Work Out