Angels Among Us T-Shirts

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'