Angelology Mugs

Doctor to angel: 'I wish you would have come to me sooner.'

'Nonsmoker, healthy diet, regular exercise. You put up a good little fight.'

'He donated his body to medical research...'

"Roof, please."

"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."

'I expected the wings and the halo, but not the security badge.'

Tsunami aftermath.

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

'Our records show you turned down 13,851 angels disguised as panhandlers.'

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

Cherub on a cloud

"I can't believe how soon they got me back on my feet after the operation..."

"They're hilarious, you really ought to see them - the Garden of Eden outtakes."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Halo Frisbee.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"