Angel Mythology Mugs

"Hi! We're your neighbours from hell."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.